The Johnnie Cochran
1 part OJ
4 parts Everclear
Garnish with disbelief
The Casey Anthony
Take a Tequila Sunrise and down a Sour Patch kid in it.
Proceed not to tell anyone for three weeks.
A Hurricane Katrina
1 shot of Gordon's Gin
1 Gallon of water in a bucket
Have your friend shoot the Gin, throw the bucket of water on him, then slap him in the face.
The Prom Queen
Fill a jigger half way full of Crystal Palace Vodka and crack an egg in it.
Mix up with bent coat hanger
Proceed to drink with shame. The kind of shame that leads you to resent yourself 25 years later.
The Linsday Lohan
Spill some coke on the bar and lick it off.
Expose yourself.
The Lenin
Buy 5 shots of Johnny Walker Black Label and 5 shots of well scotch, pour all ten into a mixer and then distribute evenly amongst you and your friends.
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